Pickup in all leagues, people. Assign to closer positions. Get ready for some K’s.
Ok, so if you haven’t heard of Neftali yet, it’s about time you upgraded from that little rock you’ve been under to one with WiFi. His stuff, simply put, is outstanding, and that is not a word I take lightly. Out. Stand. Ing. And he has looked dominant to open year, not reading too much into this but it was this time of Texas when a young Johnny Paps made his debut as closer. Just saying.
(p.s. I realized it wouldn’t necessarily obvious, so this ALSO means go get Rauch, Frasor, Perez or some other scrap if you’re going that thin… )
(p.p.s. JJ Putz. Just have a feeling. Honestly, have only seen him a handful of times but I’ve grown confident in him due to his outstanding facial hair. Down the middle of his face… kidding, I just don’t care how much weight fatso Jenkins loses, he’s bound to suck)