Life, as fictional characters have said, finds a way. Sure the quote speaks more to chaos theory but, hey, it’s a versatile phrase. Life finds a way of leading you away… then leading you back through the doldrums.
I’m back. One can only stand idly by on the internet for so long. I have, however, come to terms with a few things; a) My brain is simply not capable of rationalizing and writing to the level of much smarter people on the interwebs, b) there is a beautiful, flourishing universe of absurdist sports commentary, and c) I am remarkably capable of being ridiculous.
So let’s leave (for the most part) the statistical analyses and prospect breakdowns to people with Economics degrees and a love for excel. I have lots of important questions to address as the season approaches. The first? By position, which players would have the best fantasy baseball season if they grew a kick-ass mustache?
The research is under way and the results are soon to follow. Though I’d imagine the long layoff could have alienated our already non-existent readership, feel free to chime in with your musings on the topic if you’re not a robot.
We can start with an example:
Now that’s a manager of the year mustache if I’ve ever seen one.
Vinnie the Gooch, back in action. Stay tuned for the first position up – Catcher.